FWWM
§ Cole: COOPER, YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A SMALL MEXICAN CHIHUAHUA.
Episode 18
Episode 25
§ Windom Earle is monitoring conversations in Truman’s office via a bug he planted in a
bonsai plant. Earle’s inner ear gets a wake up call when Cole leans over and roars:
Bonsai! Remember those old world war two movies? BONSAI!!!
§ Gordon Cole to Shelly:
Episode 26
§ Cooper: "There's some curious linkages here." (Referring to the Project Blue Book files)
§ Cole: EXCUSE ME, I’M LOOKING FOR A SHERIFF HARRY S. TRUMAN...
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION, REGIONAL BUREAU CHIEF,
GORDON COLE. THAT’S A REAL MOUTHFUL BUT I CAN’T HEAR MYSELF
ANYWAY. I’M AGENT COOPER’S SUPERVISOR... YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP
SHERIFF, HEARING’S GONE, LONG STORY, GOT THESE THINGS CRANKED
UP TO THE MAX...
§ Upon learning of Cooper’s suspension. Gordon Cole gives him a call: DON’T LET ‘EM
RATTLE YA, COOP! THESE GUYS MAKE A LIVING LOOKING THROUGH
OTHER PEOPLE’S DRAWERS. WE’VE ALL HAD OUR SOCKS TOSSED
AROUND, FROM TIME TO TIME... LET A SMILE BE YOUR UMBRELLA!
§ Gordon Cole’s ‘best cure for a hangover I ever came across’:
RAW MEAT AND PLENTY OF IT. YOU BREAK AN EGG ON IT. ADD IN SOME SALTED ANCHOVIES,
TABASCO SAUCE, WORCHESTERSHIRE SAUCE....
HELLO! I WAS WONDERING IF I MIGHT TROUBLE YOU FOR A CUP OF
STRONG BLACK COFFEE AND IN THE PROCESS, ENGAGE YOU IN AN
ANECDOTE OF NO SMALL AMUSEMENT. THE NAME IS GORDON COLE AND I
COULDN’T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU FROM THE BOOTH... AND... WELL-
SEEING YOUR BEAUTY NOW I FEEL AS THOUGH MY STOMACH IS FILLED
WITH A TEAM OF BUMBLE BEES.
Shelly: You don’t have to shout. I can hear you.
Cole: I HEARD that! I HEARD THAT! I HEARD you PERFECTLY! You don’t
understand Miss Johnson. For 20 years I’ve been asking people to please speak up, but
for some reason I can hear you clear as a bell. Say something else.
Shelly: Um, ah, do you want pie with your coffee?
Cole: Good Lord, I can hear you perfectly. This is like some kind of miracle.
Log Lady: What’s wrong with miracles?
Cole: WHAT’S THAT? WOULD YOU PLEASE ASK THE LADY WITH THE LOG
TO SPEAK UP?...
Shelly: Would you like some pie?
Cole: Massive, massive quantities and a glass of water, sweetheart, my socks are on fire!
§ Cole: Shelly, turn around and face me a moment before I lose my nerve. I’m
about ready to leave Twin Peaks and I don’t know when I’m going to return. But I want
you to know meeting you has been more than a privilege; it’s touched my heart. And I
know that if I don’t kiss you now I’m going to regret it the rest of my days.
Bobby: Hey!! What the hell is going on??
Cole: You are witnessing a front three quarter view of two adults sharing a tender
moment. Acts like he’s never seen a kiss before.
Cooper: Ah, Gordon-
Cole: Take another look, sonny, it’s gonna happen again!
Cole: "THE WORD LINKAGE REMINDS ME OF SAUSAGE. NEVER CARED MUCH FOR THE LINKS-- PREFER THE PATTIES. BUT BREAKFAST IS A REAL GOOD IDEA!"
